Cutest Cat

I have the world's cutest cat.

Her name is Ratchet, Ratchet the Gunner. Ratchet has extra toes. Ratchet was never weened properly, so now she drools on people's shirts. Ratchet likes to get up on the shelf and literally
push off all the action figures. The EXPENSIVE ones. She tried to paw my iPod to the floor too, but I caught it. :)

Me - GASP! Who is that there!? Is that Ratchet? Who's a cutie-bum? Who's a cutie-drool-face?

Ratchet - *Drool*

Down There

The Crying Girl points to where her body was stashed. Unfortunately...it's still there.

Winter

I hate the cold, and I hate being wet, so don't ask me why I love winter.